Author Archives: Grimlocke Von Hecht

About Grimlocke Von Hecht

I moved to the Boston Metro area shortly after a house fell on my sister. Seeking vengeance, employment and maybe a little community support, I pedal my magenta and chartreuse franken-bike around our mean streets, shouting at drivers and menacing pedestrians. I'm evil, y'see? It's my M-O. If you're with me, hop on a bike and follow the sound of my cackle. If you're against me, then I'll get you, my pretty, and your little hipster friends, too.

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Posted on April 12, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

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Take Back Your Lane!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetIt has come to my attention, after extensive communications with the powers that be and their lackeys, that our cities have no intention of clearing the snow out of our bike lanes. They also have no intention of moving or … Continue reading →

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Take Back Your Lane!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetIt has come to my attention, after extensive communications with the powers that be and their lackeys, that our cities have no intention of clearing the snow out of our bike lanes. They also have no intention of moving or … Continue reading →

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Take Back Your Lane!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetIt has come to my attention, after extensive communications with the powers that be and their lackeys, that our cities have no intention of clearing the snow out of our bike lanes. They also have no intention of moving or … Continue reading →

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Take Back Your Lane!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetIt has come to my attention, after extensive communications with the powers that be and their lackeys, that our cities have no intention of clearing the snow out of our bike lanes. They also have no intention of moving or … Continue reading →

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Take Back Your Lane!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetIt has come to my attention, after extensive communications with the powers that be and their lackeys, that our cities have no intention of clearing the snow out of our bike lanes. They also have no intention of moving or … Continue reading →

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Speak Up

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetI emailed the Bicycle Transportation contact for Boston, Cambridge and Somerville about our choked bike lanes. Somerville got back to me, but only to tell me to send a request to 311. So I have, about a few streets. It … Continue reading →

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Safety for Cyclists: Very Much Conditional

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetMaybe some of the money going to cycling infrastructure should be funneled into clearing out our bike lanes during the winter months, rather than putting in new bike lanes that will only be available to us during the summer. It’s … Continue reading →

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Maybe it’s time to give up.

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetAnother cyclist was killed today. A tractor trailer turned in front of him on Comm. Ave. and he didn’t have time to stop. He died at the scene. From the reports I’m reading and the general feeling of the community, … Continue reading →

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The Other Side of the Coin

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Grimlocke Von Hecht

TweetAny biker knows that for every conscientious, considerate driver, there are about one hundred self-important motherfuckers who’d sooner run you down than use their blinker properly. I met one last night on the way back from a friend’s house at … Continue reading →

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